The Tiger and the Wolf

           There was a great commotion in the woods one day, the Tiger and the Wolf in mortal combat. The destruction was great and terrifying to all the animals. The Humans, being the newfound rulers of the jungle, were tasked with correcting the situation so that it would not happen again.

            They devised a wooden cage for the beasts, and set off capturing two specimens. “If the Wolf and Tiger are to get along, we must place them close together, that they may learn to love each other,” they said, and placed a Wolf and Tiger in the cage. For a moment all was well, and then the two beasts promptly took to ripping each other to shreds.

            Seeing their failure, the Humans came up with a new idea. “Ah, the problem is their teeth, and their claws,” they theorized. So they caught two more specimens, and defanged and declawed them both. Placing them in the cage, the Wolf and the Tiger hit and gnawed at each other but, being unable to inflict any real damage, they quickly gave up and became docile. “Success!” the humans cried, and released the two into the wild. Unfortunately, the two beasts were unable to catch their prey or defend themselves, and within a few days they were both dead from starvation.

            This puzzled the Humans, who did not know what to try next. One of them theorized “perhaps the best way to tame a Tiger is to turn it into a kitten.” Thus, the Humans took to domesticating the Tigers and Wolves, and cats and dogs came into existence. But they could not tame them all, and still the Humans pondered, as the forest creatures watched in hope.
            So it was that they went to the Wolf, and asked him, "Why do you fight so ferociously with the tiger? What has he done to you to deserve your scorn?" The Wolf replied, "Nothing, he is a gentlemen of highest esteem in my eyes. It is not that he has done me wrong, but that he might do me wrong. It is therefore in my interest to strike first so to gain the upper hand." The same was said by the Tiger when asked why he fought.

This, at long last, brought one of the Humans to his senses. He said to the others “Perhaps it is the case that the Tiger and the Wolf must mix of their own accord, or not at all.” So the Humans agreed to never meddle in the affairs of the wild beasts again, and the forest remained in turmoil for the foreseeable future. 

The Wolf and the Gossiping Hen

It was by unhappy chance that the Grey Wolf was lounging one day near where the Hen and the Cock were having their squabble. “All day you strut about the roost, and I know you have eyes for the other Hens,” the Hen said in jealousy. “That is no more than my common way, what Cocks as I do.” Enraged by this response, the Hen struck first, plucking at the Cock with her beak. But it was the Cock that took the day with ferocity. He took to plucking her and scratching at her with his feet, sending her away in fright. The Wolf, wishing to stay out of this unpleasant business, decided to take his lounging elsewhere.

            Knowing that the animals of the forest would take sides, the Hen took to spreading her side of the story with great vigor. As it passed from one animal to the other, the story grew and grew. Some time later the Grey Wolf was approached by the gossiping Squirrel, who took to rousing him. He said “Wolf, have you heard what was done upon the red Hen? It was the Cock! He plucked at the Hen as she helplessly tried to save her eggs from his terror!” He went on, “You, as the great strength of the forest, must act against the Cock so to restore the Hen’s honor!” The Wolf, having had seen the altercation and knowing that neither party was deserving of his sympathy, said, “Nay, brother Squirrel, I will have none of this game.”

            Hearing this response, the Squirrel informed the animals of the Wolf’s decision. “He takes the side of the Cock! What a brute he is, and always has been!” The animals took to the Wolf, and soon he too was hated as much as the Cock himself. They gathered round him, and the red Hen came forth to say, “If you side with those who are strong, then we who are strong together side against you! Be away from the forest, for we no longer wish your company!” And so the Grey Wolf obliged.

            He turned from the forest, and said as he left, “Better to spend my days alone, for there is no room for reason when creatures give credence to the word of gossiping hens.”